My god I'm bored. I mean, I like football and all... but we've been watching it since noon. Ick ick ick. One game, I can understand. Three? Um... yeah, not cool.
Can't even go anywhere, either; there's freezing rain outside, which makes for trecherous driving. I can hear it pelting the windows. Sounds like crackling plastic grocery bags.
So. What to do... Howsabout being a smartass?
Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Ten points to anyone who knows what that means.