Thursday, September 29, 2005

Bad brain!

Wow. I just had the incredible urge to...do something technically illegal yet essentially harmless. Man, that'd be fun... but it'd be WAY too easy to get caught. And get in trouble. And the kind of trouble I'd get in would be most inconvenient.

But if it wasn't... man... yeah, I'd do it. Instead, I'm sitting here thinking up all kinds of other (again, essentially harmless) related plots.

I think my alignment has just become chaotic good.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Help me Dude, I'm lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)